I've been tagged (and cornered!)

Being tagged by Cancun Canuck with the following meme (which by the way I had to look up on Wikipedia what meme actually means) and after carefully considering the question, I am going to refer to what my mother taught me: That everything I needed to know was in a book called: All I Ever Really Needed to Know I Learned in Kindergarten by Robert Fulgham.

So I ‘fess up: I am recurring to plagiarism on this one (sorry Canucka, the motherly vibe isn’t on today):

5 (more like 10) Things You Want Your Child to Know
1. Share everything
2. Play fair.
3. Don't hit people.
4. Put things back where you found them.
5. Clean up your own mess.
6. Don't take things that aren't yours.
7. Say you're sorry when you hurt somebody.
8. Wash your hands before you eat.
9. Flush.
10. Warm cookies and cold milk are good for you.

5 Thing You Want to Tell Your Child When They Are Grown Up
1. Learn some and think some and draw and paint and sing and dance and play and work some every day
2. Live a balanced life
3. A smile goes a long way
4. Things happen for a reason
5. Positive thinking attracts positive things

5 Things You Want to Tell Your Child Before You Die
What???? I am going to die????!!!!!!

5 Thing You Want Your Child to Know Before They Die
Uhm… how about first letting he/she be born before killing him/her off??

Now, on to Tagging other mamacitas.
Ok, lets see what Theresa, Misschrisc, Lucy's mom and of course Minshap come up with!

(ehem, ehem.... and no cheating! ;D)

Fned.